The Plan!!

**Jane** · Subject: The Plan!! Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:54 pm

Sitting at her desk thinking of ways to do things on the list.

**Alec** · Subject: Re: The Plan!! Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:05 pm

*Appears behind her and smiles*
"Hey sis"
*Grins*
"What'cha doin'?"

**Jane** · Subject: Re: The Plan!! Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:22 pm

"Thinking of ways to annoy the rest of the Volturi, so far I've got this list"

Shows Alec the list.

1. Hum the Darth Vader theme when ever they enter a room.
2. Dye all the black robes happy colors (pink, baby blue, ect...)
3. Introduce Aro to dance,dance revolution
4. When they are on a mission sing the batman theme song
5. Burst out in song and dance during a very important meeting in the throne room
6. Sneek into the feeding room and play dead, when you are the last one left alive jump up and yell "I WIN IN YOUR FACE!" and continue to do a victory dance.
7. Buy them moisturizers for thier really weird looking skin.
8. Dance around them in little circles saying "I know something you don't know" and when they finially ask what say "I don't know... I thought you knew?"
9. Make them go on an all animal diet
10. When they say something like "Why me?" casually answer "Because you're damned and God hates you"
11. Make a movie about Marcus entitled "The 3000 year old virgin"
12. Make a movie about them in the style of a discovery channel documentary, ie: this is the vampire in thier natural habitat.... oh they spotted me...... and they don't look to happy.....
13. When caius is mad ask him if he's going through male menopause
14. The second you enter the castle ask them "Do you have a bathroom here or do I have to S*** in a plant?" then state it was a serious question.
15. Shoot things at Caius when ever he tries to speak.
16. When Aro attempts to touch you yell "Mind rape! Mind rape!"

**Alec** · Subject: Re: The Plan!! Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:06 pm

*Laugh*
"Nice. Those are great. We should totally do all of those,"
*Grins*

**Jane** · Subject: Re: The Plan!! Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:43 am

"I think we should to"

thinks

"but how and when"